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Post by Garansballbarans on Oct 8, 2006 22:30:38 GMT -5
garansballbarns was in the park sitting on a bench watching the people walk past him. he suddenly stood up and walked to the water fountain, he leaned in to take a drink as the cold water went pass his lips he thought to himself "man I'm broke and have nothing to do." He stoped drinking and went to the bulliten board to look for any job offers.
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Post by Garansballbarans on Oct 9, 2006 18:47:55 GMT -5
'You can't controll me'
Garansballbarans read the ad and took out his cell phone and called the number. The phone rang but while it did he was getting impatient and started thinking what kind of job it would be.
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Post by poog on Oct 10, 2006 1:40:22 GMT -5
"Hello? Did you want to sell your body to science? It's cheap fun and it will impress your friends!"
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Post by Garansballbarans on Oct 10, 2006 1:46:34 GMT -5
"WHat the!?" Garansballbarans explained he hung up right away and walked away from the buliten board before he called any other numbers.
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Post by Michael Lim on Oct 10, 2006 14:43:42 GMT -5
meanwhile a lone Thai commando preformed a HALO (high altitude low opening) parachute jump into southern China. His work was about to begin
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Post by Michael Lim on Oct 10, 2006 15:07:52 GMT -5
a policeman went up to garransballbarrans and said "Hey I heard you talking about selling body parts, your coming downtown."
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Post by Garansballbarans on Oct 10, 2006 18:16:59 GMT -5
Garansballbarans looked questionably at teh comando and said "I wasn't talking about selling body parts and how did you know what my telephone consversation is about? and why are you a comando? Why are we even in southern China? are you an evil comando bent on world domination? WHo are you?!" then he walked away to the bathroom.
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Post by Michael Lim on Oct 10, 2006 19:23:53 GMT -5
for resisting arrest, the police officer shot garransballbarrans with a tranq gun and took him to the police station and waited for the effects to wear off
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Post by mark on Oct 11, 2006 1:14:46 GMT -5
as garansballbarans cooled his heels in the cell, a sinister scientist eagerly awaited the shipment of organs that would not come. he had gone through alot of work to make sure that the bodies would go to him, and not a regular doctor. his evil expriment was almost done, now all he needed was the certain appendix of a certain garansballbarans.
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Post by Michael Lim on Oct 11, 2006 1:48:02 GMT -5
the commando moved stealthily through the bush and approached the small lookout station, if he didnt preform his mission perfectly, the world could be destroyed
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Post by Michael Lim on Oct 11, 2006 1:55:37 GMT -5
he checked his gear, his modified M4A1 automatic rifle, 10 clips of 5.56 armor piercing NATO rounds, 5 M61 frag grenades, 3 M84 flashbang grenades, and one gram of C4 and when it was all accounted, he procceded
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Post by Michael Lim on Oct 12, 2006 14:54:17 GMT -5
the scientist received a radio transmission from the soldiers guarding his base, "Dr. Ignatius, someone is taking over the base, Hurry!" worried, the Dr. grabbed all of his research and his creation, and hurried into his escape pod, he had no idea where ir would go, but his employer had said that if he ever needed to escape to go into it.
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Post by mark on Oct 13, 2006 1:31:21 GMT -5
you don't end stories!
anywho, the evil scientist's creation was an octapus, that sucked out peoples life through their noses and got bigger when it did. unfourtunately, during the process of making such a creature, the scientist's assistant, deformed dan's left hand was fused to the monster. after the crash, dan cut his hand off, freeing himsel from the monster, and replaced it with...
an electric tooth brush
dun dun dun......
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Post by Inquisitor "Skippy" on Oct 16, 2006 2:55:39 GMT -5
What about the poor sucker who has to clean up after this mess?
Inquisitor "Skippy" rummaged around the destroyed compound, noting the immense amount of spent ammunition, and searching for the missing experiment. He realized after finding the escape pod chute that nothing remained, as well as the experiment, and he would have to search elsewhere...but he still had to clean up the whole d**n mess...
He sighed...this may take some time...a lot of paperwork...and many bribes to cover this up for the "employer"...
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Post by Michael Lim on Oct 16, 2006 13:42:03 GMT -5
little did he know the commando was still lurking in the surronding forest, waiting for someone who could explain this whole situation....
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