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Oct 5, 2006 15:24:09 GMT -5
Post by Garansballbarans on Oct 5, 2006 15:24:09 GMT -5
as funny as that may be, womb, virginity and stillborn babies are quite edgy id watch it if i were you. Be that as it may ill let it slide being that its a joke well I think still borns are the worst of the three. the other two are that bad.
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Oct 6, 2006 16:13:16 GMT -5
Post by mark on Oct 6, 2006 16:13:16 GMT -5
the jokes about stillborn sheep, not babies
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Oct 6, 2006 16:25:05 GMT -5
Post by Garansballbarans on Oct 6, 2006 16:25:05 GMT -5
still mark, it's still kind of bad, What happend to the old jokes llike a man walked into a bar, ouch
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Oct 6, 2006 16:42:52 GMT -5
Post by Michael Lim on Oct 6, 2006 16:42:52 GMT -5
as funny as that may be, womb, virginity and stillborn babies are quite edgy id watch it if i were you. Be that as it may ill let it slide being that its a joke well I think still borns are the worst of the three. the other two are that bad. was there a reason for this? or just another one of your nonsensical posts i mean come on the topic was posted like a month ago
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Oct 6, 2006 17:10:40 GMT -5
Post by Garansballbarans on Oct 6, 2006 17:10:40 GMT -5
last month was like a week ago.
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Oct 6, 2006 17:12:35 GMT -5
Post by Michael Lim on Oct 6, 2006 17:12:35 GMT -5
im getting sick of these stupid posts garrin, and when i say month, i mean like 3 weeks
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Oct 6, 2006 17:17:18 GMT -5
Post by Garansballbarans on Oct 6, 2006 17:17:18 GMT -5
But today is the 6th and that would mean it was posted only 2 weeks ago so your math is still wrong.
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Oct 6, 2006 17:20:12 GMT -5
Post by Michael Lim on Oct 6, 2006 17:20:12 GMT -5
fine 2 weeks whatever stop arguing with me, my decsion is final no stop
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Oct 8, 2006 23:19:56 GMT -5
Post by Garansballbarans on Oct 8, 2006 23:19:56 GMT -5
ok, A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke.
His Mother said, "Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also left your economics book here when you visited two weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?"
"Uhh, oh yeah, O.K." responded the kid.
So his Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book. When she gets back, Dad asked, "Well how much did you give the boy this time?"
"Oh, I wrote two checks, one for $20, and the other for $1,000."
"That's $1020!!!" yelled Dad, "Are you going crazy???"
"Don't worry hon," Mom said, kissed Dad on the on top of his bald head, "I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1,000 one somewhere between the pages in chapter 15!"
Ha the kid will never find it.
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Oct 9, 2006 2:04:47 GMT -5
Post by Michael Lim on Oct 9, 2006 2:04:47 GMT -5
this joke sucks
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Oct 13, 2006 0:03:22 GMT -5
Post by poog on Oct 13, 2006 0:03:22 GMT -5
There was a man who loved beans. He adored they're taste, they're texture, they're pure goodness! The problem was, he gets terrible gas whenever he eats beans. He quit beans since he got married, but every day he thought of them.
Then on his birthday, he decides to walk home from work. "it's my birthday, i don't think we have a party, my wife always just gets me a surprise watch or something, and I can walk off the gas on the way back home" He bought some beans and ate them in a minute.
At home, his wife quickly greets him, then places a blind fold over his eyes. "I have a surprise for you." Another watch he thought. She led him to the table and he sat down. The wife then went upstairs.
Then, a terrible sensation over came him. He leaned on one side and let out a gigantic ball of flatulence. "BRRAPPPP" the flowers on the table, shriveled and died. "Just one more minute" said the wife walking back up stairs. Then, another gigantic fart came out. "BOOOOOOOOOM" The floor shook and his chair almost fell apart. "almost ready said the wife" coming back down. Then, as if his stomach was going to explode, he bent over and let out the largest fart of his life. "WOOOOOOOOOOOSH" the house rattled, and dozens of insects crawled from underneath the fridge and died.
"Alright you can take the blind fold off now" the man removed the blind fold, and found dozens of his friends and relatives sitting around the table.
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