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Sept 27, 2006 1:24:53 GMT -5
Post by mark on Sept 27, 2006 1:24:53 GMT -5
Yeah so jokes can be posted here thats cool aarons baby jokes are innapropriate tho
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Sept 27, 2006 1:26:15 GMT -5
Post by Michael Lim on Sept 27, 2006 1:26:15 GMT -5
Yes dead baby jokes are inappropriate, chuck noris jokes are fair game though
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Sept 27, 2006 1:32:05 GMT -5
Post by mark on Sept 27, 2006 1:32:05 GMT -5
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Sept 27, 2006 1:33:12 GMT -5
Post by Michael Lim on Sept 27, 2006 1:33:12 GMT -5
lol nice
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Sept 27, 2006 1:33:42 GMT -5
Post by mark on Sept 27, 2006 1:33:42 GMT -5
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
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Sept 27, 2006 1:36:39 GMT -5
Post by Michael Lim on Sept 27, 2006 1:36:39 GMT -5
as funny as that may be, womb, virginity and stillborn babies are quite edgy id watch it if i were you. Be that as it may ill let it slide being that its a joke
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Sept 27, 2006 1:41:42 GMT -5
Post by Garansballbarans on Sept 27, 2006 1:41:42 GMT -5
yeah some of those were kind of bad mark. and by the way did you get those from a website or something?
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Sept 27, 2006 2:45:16 GMT -5
Post by poog on Sept 27, 2006 2:45:16 GMT -5
lol that's pretty funny.
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Sept 27, 2006 15:33:08 GMT -5
Post by poog on Sept 27, 2006 15:33:08 GMT -5
are yo mamma jokes acceptable?
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Sept 27, 2006 18:13:32 GMT -5
Post by Michael Lim on Sept 27, 2006 18:13:32 GMT -5
in general yes, use common sense when it comes to content though
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Sept 27, 2006 22:35:34 GMT -5
Post by poog on Sept 27, 2006 22:35:34 GMT -5
What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance? Look a herd of elephants in the distance!
What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants with sunglasses on? Nothing he didn't recognize them.
What did he say when he saw a herd of giraffes in the distance? Aha! You fooled me once, but not twice you elephants!
What is the difference between an elephant and a plum? An elephant is grey.
What did Jane say when she saw a herd of elephants in the distance? Look! a herd of plums in the distance! (Jane is colour blind)
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Sept 28, 2006 1:17:47 GMT -5
Post by mark on Sept 28, 2006 1:17:47 GMT -5
Those many jokes in one are really funny lol
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Oct 3, 2006 0:57:53 GMT -5
Post by poog on Oct 3, 2006 0:57:53 GMT -5
How do you get 4 elephants in a car? Two in the front, two in the back.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door put the elephant in, close the door.
How do you know when 2 elephants are in the fridge? When the door won't close.
How do you know when 3 elephants are in the fridge? There will be one sad elephant outside in a mini.
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Oct 3, 2006 0:59:09 GMT -5
Post by poog on Oct 3, 2006 0:59:09 GMT -5
Why do elephants wear yellow soles on their shoes? So they won't be seen when floating upside down in custard.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a bowl of custard? No, they're hiding.
Why do elephants travel in herds? So they can get whole sale discount on their shoes with yellow soles.
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Oct 3, 2006 1:03:36 GMT -5
Post by poog on Oct 3, 2006 1:03:36 GMT -5
How do you kill an elephant? with an elephant gun
How do you kill a blue elephant? with a blue elephant gun
How do you kill a red elephant? strangle it till it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a green elephant? Tell it dirty jokes till it turns red, strangle it till it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a yellow elephant? Have you ever seen a yellow elephant?
Why are elephants wrinkly? Have you tried to iron one?
What was an elephant doing on the high way? About 5 MPH (8 KPH in the rest of the world)
Yeah you've probably heard these ones, just wanted to get them out in case you haven't
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